You could gain 30 lbs. in a year. You could!
Don’t believe me? Wanna know the “secret”?
Here are some tips and tricks:
- Eat a lot of pre-packaged processed foods
- Bulk up on nutritionless refined carbohydrates
- Drink a few sugar-drenched mochafrappalattecinos per week
- Don’t walk anywhere! Drive, take the elevator, and the escalator.
- Eat muffins, scones and other sugary foods as your first meal of the day
- Avoid fresh meats - and definitely limit vegetables!
- Drink sugary soda. When you can’t find a soda, try a tall glass of undiluted fruit juice
- Need a quick weight gain boost? Order a large extra-cheese pizza!
- Refrain from any sports, physical activities or even walking the dog for longer than 5 or 10 min
- Don’t forget the ice cream!
6 Comments
March 11, 2008 at 2:53 pm
That’s great! And, so true. Hilarious!
March 17, 2008 at 4:00 am
Ha!
March 17, 2008 at 5:57 am
I think the whole idea of your blog is very interesting, and I’ll follow you to see your progress.
March 20, 2008 at 6:05 pm
I find myself working very hard on those tips for past one year!
April 18, 2009 at 1:01 pm
Seriously? Thirty pounds in just one year?! You make it look so easy!
Well, it seems you have realized you can do exactly the opposite to lose it–how perfectly accurate. What an interesting twist you have put on the process weight loss. I wish you total success in your venture and I just know you’ll be down 30 pounds in far less than a year!
April 19, 2009 at 11:21 pm
Thank you Laurie! With my approach, the intention is a weight loss of 1 to 2 lbs. per week. Which yes, puts the total time to lose it all at approximately 4 to 6 months – in my estimation. But we’ll see how this goes!
Thank you for your support and encouragement!